People often ask me, what us Europeans are like ....
guerillaryu
Apr 19, 2008
well here is the answer:
What It Means To Be Euro
- Family Is #1
- Friends will never understand why you spend so much time at church events and you are the farthest thing from holy.
- We Know What It Means To Be Hammered
- Euros Have Each Others Backs
- More Urban Dwellers
- Love Of Materialistic Possessions
- Trendy, Dont Dress In Pj Bottoms And Slacks To Go Out
- Broader Knowledge Of Finer Things In Life
- We're Hospitable
- We Are Very Loud
- We Have Pride In Our Country.
- Like Any Good Euro, Were Proud Catholics, anglicans, or protestants.
- We Speak Our Home Language
- We Keep Your Tradtions Alive
- Our Family Is Always In Our Business
- Our Family And Food Go Hand In Hand
- Our Parents Spoiled Us
- Our Family Invent Hoildays So They Have An Exuse To Eat And Get Together
- We Drink With Almost Every Meal.
- We Have Morals
- Polite, Well-mannered
- We Are Hard Working
- Were Damn Good Looking
- Our Friends Come Through The Back Door, Not Front
- We Never Take Whatever We Are Offered Until We Are Offered Something For the 3rd Time.
- We Love Soccer, Rugby And Hockey
- We Have At Least One Cross In The House
- Always HomeMade Meals, None Of That Crap In A Box.
- Always Have Fresh Baked Pasterys Made Before Company Arrives
- We Love To Entertain
- We Love Paprika!
- We Never Enter Another Persons Fridge
- We Spell Canada With A "K"
- We Grew Up On Liver Sandwiches...And Thought It Was Normal.
- Everything We Eat Is Savored In Garlic And Onions.
- Everyone Has Nick Names, Which Are Nowhere Close To Their Real Names.
- You Talk For An Hour At The Front Door When Leaving Someone's House.
- You Have Lace Curtains.
- You Have Lace Tablecloths.
- Your Mom Tells You You're Too Skinny Even Though Your 20 Pounds Overweight.
- You Dont Know How To Use A Dishwasher.
- Your Dad Butcheres A Pig To Make Homemade Sausages
- Your Dad Makes His Own Wine Or Beer.
- Your Parents Call You Farm Animals When You Get Them Mad.
- Your Mom Has Chased You With A Rolling Pin Or A Broom Telling You To Stop So That She Could Hit You.
- Your Dad Has Told You To Smack Yourself Over The Mouth For Being Disrespectful.
- Your Under 21 And Your Parents Want To Send You To Europe To Find Someone To Marry
- Getting Married At 18 Is Normal.
- You Only Call Long-distance After 11 p.m.
- If You Don't Live At Home, When Your Parents Call, They Ask If U've Eaten, Even If It's Midnight.
- Your Parents Don't Realize Phone Connections To Foreign Countries Have Improved In The Last Two Decades, And Still Scream At The Top Of Their Lungs When Making Foreign Calls.
- You Dont Know Half The People At Your Wedding Cuz Your Parents Invited Them.
What It Means To Be Euro
- Family Is #1
- Friends will never understand why you spend so much time at church events and you are the farthest thing from holy.
- We Know What It Means To Be Hammered
- Euros Have Each Others Backs
- More Urban Dwellers
- Love Of Materialistic Possessions
- Trendy, Dont Dress In Pj Bottoms And Slacks To Go Out
- Broader Knowledge Of Finer Things In Life
- We're Hospitable
- We Are Very Loud
- We Have Pride In Our Country.
- Like Any Good Euro, Were Proud Catholics, anglicans, or protestants.
- We Speak Our Home Language
- We Keep Your Tradtions Alive
- Our Family Is Always In Our Business
- Our Family And Food Go Hand In Hand
- Our Parents Spoiled Us
- Our Family Invent Hoildays So They Have An Exuse To Eat And Get Together
- We Drink With Almost Every Meal.
- We Have Morals
- Polite, Well-mannered
- We Are Hard Working
- Were Damn Good Looking
- Our Friends Come Through The Back Door, Not Front
- We Never Take Whatever We Are Offered Until We Are Offered Something For the 3rd Time.
- We Love Soccer, Rugby And Hockey
- We Have At Least One Cross In The House
- Always HomeMade Meals, None Of That Crap In A Box.
- Always Have Fresh Baked Pasterys Made Before Company Arrives
- We Love To Entertain
- We Love Paprika!
- We Never Enter Another Persons Fridge
- We Spell Canada With A "K"
- We Grew Up On Liver Sandwiches...And Thought It Was Normal.
- Everything We Eat Is Savored In Garlic And Onions.
- Everyone Has Nick Names, Which Are Nowhere Close To Their Real Names.
- You Talk For An Hour At The Front Door When Leaving Someone's House.
- You Have Lace Curtains.
- You Have Lace Tablecloths.
- Your Mom Tells You You're Too Skinny Even Though Your 20 Pounds Overweight.
- You Dont Know How To Use A Dishwasher.
- Your Dad Butcheres A Pig To Make Homemade Sausages
- Your Dad Makes His Own Wine Or Beer.
- Your Parents Call You Farm Animals When You Get Them Mad.
- Your Mom Has Chased You With A Rolling Pin Or A Broom Telling You To Stop So That She Could Hit You.
- Your Dad Has Told You To Smack Yourself Over The Mouth For Being Disrespectful.
- Your Under 21 And Your Parents Want To Send You To Europe To Find Someone To Marry
- Getting Married At 18 Is Normal.
- You Only Call Long-distance After 11 p.m.
- If You Don't Live At Home, When Your Parents Call, They Ask If U've Eaten, Even If It's Midnight.
- Your Parents Don't Realize Phone Connections To Foreign Countries Have Improved In The Last Two Decades, And Still Scream At The Top Of Their Lungs When Making Foreign Calls.
- You Dont Know Half The People At Your Wedding Cuz Your Parents Invited Them.
